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Somehow Chapter 6
"I haven't had this much fun in years!" I yelled over the wind. Drake was driving us to the city in his convertible.
     "Oh, yeah? You think this is fun? Just wait till we get to the city!" and he drove a little faster.
     "Oh!" I gasped, "I love this song!" and I turned up the radio and started singing along to 23 Days by SHeDAISY.
     "You have a good voice, Bea!" Drake told me.
     "Thanks," I laughed.
     "You don't mind me calling you Bea, do you?"
     "Nope," I said.
     "Great," he said, smiling. He stopped at a red light and leaned over. I knew what was coming, so I leaned over as well. Our lips met softly.
     "Whooo!" a male voice said from the car next to us. We broke apart and looked over.
     "Josh!" Drake yelled.
 
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Best Time Of My Life Chapter 3
Guess what. I was wrong. My class didn't give me a card, no!
     The whole school did.
     "Guys, really," I said as I got the five biggest cards I've ever seen. "You shouldn't have. Really."
     Caitlyn shot me an evil grin. I stuck my tongue out at her. She gave me a look, like Oh real mature, Lauren. So I stuck my tongue out again. She rolled her eyes.
     "Well, since we thought that you were moving to Pennsylvania, we just wanted to say 'good bye' in the best way possible," the principal, Mr. Caterina, told me.
     So what, a simple "good bye" isn't good enough? I thought.
     Yes, I was moving to Pennsylvania. For the hospitals, man. Great hospitals, lotsa happy Valium! Heh, heh.
     "We're gonna miss you, Lauren!" Tammy said, giving me a hug.
     "Aw, it's not
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The Retard Quiz
PLEASE BE HONEST ^^
1. [x] You have choked on water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7. [x] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [x] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x]
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What Were We Thinking?
okay, the conversations and sayings will be seperated. this will be VERY long.
Me: IT’S FANGALICIOUS, DANG IT! NOT FERGALICIOUS, FANGALICIOUS!!!!!!
Me: It's Friday. I'm always crazy and absent-minded on Fridays!
Me: I can't kill you . . . I'm too young to own a gun!
Me: You can't change the past, but nothing's set in stone.
Me: WHAT THE FRENCH POODLES.
Me: I’M GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD, YOU’LL BE NORMAL!!
Eric: YIPPERDOODLE!!
Me: If something's wrong, GO FIX IT instead of complaining about how WRONG it is!
Me: Note to self: Never eat raw cookie dough in large amounts.
Alex(very seriously): . . . Elmo knows where you live.
Caitlyn: Shut up, Lauren! And why are u ahead of me??
Me: CUZ IM SMARTER!! HAHA!!!
Caitlyn: Well, im setting up my paper!
Me: I NEVER DO THAT! I JUST START!!
Caitlyn: . . . . What comes after 36?
Me: WHAT??? IT’S 42!!! U shuld kno tha
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Somehow Chapter 5
"Drake," I whispered, knowing that I had to get up.
     He shifted. "Hmm?" he said, not opening his eyes or mouth.
     "I need to get up," I said, trying to detangle myself. I saw him smile and he tightened his grip. "No," he said.
     "Yes," I said, "Father'll kill me if I don't wind up outside."
     "Then ask him if you can go out today," he said, "I'll take you."
     "Like . . . on a date?" I said.
     "Maybe," he said, a grin on his face. I wacked his arm. "If he says 'yes' . . .," I trailed.
     "That's my girl," he said, then finally let me go. "I'll be back in thirty minutes, m'k?" I asked.
     "Sure," he said, climbing out of bed. I danced over to him and kissed his cheek, then climbed out the window.
"Hey, Father," I said after he pulled me inside.
    
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House of Pain Chapter 3
"Lauren," I heard a guy say, "Lauren, wake up."
     "Pluh," I said, rolling over.
     "Oh, look," the same voice said in a cheery voice, "it's Joe Jonas with a rose with Lauren written on it!"
     I shot up, wide awake. "Jonas," I said shortly.
     "Sorry, no Jonas," he said. "But, I do have information!"
     I rubbed my eyes. "Zach...what in the world, dude?! It's two in the morning! Either you have tickets outta here or you are so screwed."
     "Flattered," he said, laying a big sheet of paper on my bed. "I have the bluprints for the rides," he continued, "and since I figured you were a techno-geek, you'd might be able to make sense of these things."
     "I feel so lurved," I said, taking a look. "Zach," I said, uneasily.
     "What?" he asked, a little worried.
   
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House of Pain Chapter 2
We were all filed into this huge room where we all sat down in rows of chairs. I was in the front row, on the end.
     "After this little oreintation is done, I will ask you to please put your cellphones in this bag," Mr. Way said. That sickening feeling grew, and I knew I had to do something to at least calm it down. I pulled out my Sharpie - wouldn't have life without it! - and wrote my name on my cell. I passed the Sharpie to Zach and whispered in his ear, "Put your name on your phone."
     He gave me a weird look, but he read my face and did as I asked. In five minutes, I got my Sharpie back, and everyone was giving my a weird look. I nodded to them all, and they shrugged.
     Ten minutes later, we all handed our phones into the bag. The entire time, I was thinking, Why do we need to do this? We're at an amusement park, for crying out loud.
     The girls and guys we
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House of Pain
"Hey, guess where I'm going this summer," I said as me, Alex, Caitlyn, Tammy, Kara, Kiley, Kaela, Jaeger, Jacob, Molly, Cassie, Zach, Andrew, Tyler Smith, Eric, Tyler Reichel (or Bob) and Austin walked slowly down the hallway after everybody had left for the last day of school.
     "Where?" they asked, all sixteen of them in perfect unison.
     "The Cursed Camp," I said in hollow voice. They gasped. "So am I!" they all said in unison again.
     "What?" I gasped.
     "Yeah," they said.
     "Wow," I laughed. "I guess now we don't have to say goodbye forever now, do we?"
     We laughed together weakly.
     The Cursed Camp is this amusement camp run by this weird dude, and every kid ever since two summers ago has disappeared. No one knows why.
     And that's where we're going.
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Somehow Chapter 4
I placed my head in my hands and thought about this morning.
     I'd woken up, surround by Drake's arms, keeping me safe. I'd been a little freaked out, but now I realize how amazingly safe I felt. More safe than I had in five years.
     But you'll never hear me say that to my father.
     "Beatrice!"
     Speak of the devil. . . .
     "Yes, Father?" I called, climbing up the stairs to the kitchen.
     "How do you work this thing?" he asked me, holding out his iPod Nano Third Generation. I smiled and took it, trying to remeber how to work my own that he had taken away.
     It'd taken a few minutes, but I showed him how. He gave me a smile - something I never see - and I left to go think again.
That night, just like the last, Dad kicked me out. I gave him a huge show of me pounding on the
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Somehow Chapter 3
I entered my father's room to find him sitting upright. "Yes, Father?" I asked quietly.
     "Thanks for doing this," he said, "bringing me up here. That must've hurt you."
     I shrugged. Oh, you know, just KILLED my BRUISED RIBS that YOU gave me because you were KICKING me for NO APPARENT REASON. "I felt like I needed to," I said simply, ignoring the annoying - yet true - voice in my head. "How's the hang over?" I asked softly. Even I know how terrible those could be. Thanks, Dad!
     "Good, considering the drinks I had," and he laughed dryly. I weakly laughed along.
"Dad! Please! Let me in!" I cried, pounding on the door.
     There was no response.
     "Dad, PLEASE!"
     "Beatrice, if it weren't for you, I'd be happy right now. Why did it have to be Catherine?" he said.
     "You drove that night, n
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Somehow Chapter 2
We arrived in LA a few hours later. My father was nice to me - in public - but I knew that as soon as we were behind closed doors, his true side would show. At least I had a few hours of peace.
     When we got to the house, I took the liberty of noticing the surroundings. You know, just in case.
     We moved into a house next to an apartment complex to the left of the house, and more houses on the right, if you looked at it from the front.
     I moved all of my belongings - which, honestly, isn't that much - to the basement, because I knew that would be where I slept. I tried to make it seem less depressing, but I failed miseribly. Like always.
     I went out back to see that there was a cliff, about a backyard and half away from the house. Oh great, I thought cheerfully, a way out!
     I sat on the edge and looked down. A very nice long way do
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10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenev
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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Polic
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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramel milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reactio
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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
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10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.  
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys by Inner Circle and I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting
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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screamin
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Why I love You.
Oh, how many things I could say
That are perfect reasons as to
Why I love you.
I shall only name a few,
and leave the rest to the mind's imagination:
I love your smile,
So genuine, so playful.
It makes me want to run straight into your arms,
Just so I can be with you.
I love your laugh,
The tone of your happiness threatens all sorrows to flee.
No pain nor heartbreak enters my domain when my heart is in possesstion of you.
I love your hair,
How it forms the base of a heart along the ends,
That the darkness of it rings deeply in contrast to your warm and inviting heart,
Which echos with poems and love.
I love your happiness,
How even on the bleakest of days,
It warms my cold, shivering attitude to a melted glowing substance;
Some call it love.
I love your eyes,
Their crimson tint to the warm chestnut hue,
Drizzling enchantment and lust to your charm.
All of these qualities make up you,
And I love them all.
They make me dream that when I see you,
My heart's captivity of the past hurts wil
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The End - a passing thought
"Kind sir!" quod she.
"Eh wot?" quod me.
"There's an illness in the stillness!"
"Say true?"
"'Tis true."
"Rock on."
Hand in hand we rock the land, my eight-legged girlfriend and I.
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