What Were We Thinking?

okay, the conversations and sayings will be seperated. this will be VERY long.


Me: IT’S FANGALICIOUS, DANG IT! NOT FERGALICIOUS, FANGALICIOUS!!!!!!

Me: It's Friday. I'm always crazy and absent-minded on Fridays!

Me: I can't kill you . . . I'm too young to own a gun!

Me: You can't change the past, but nothing's set in stone.

Me: WHAT THE FRENCH POODLES.

Me: I’M GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD, YOU’LL BE NORMAL!!

Eric: YIPPERDOODLE!!

Me: If something's wrong, GO FIX IT instead of complaining about how WRONG it is!

Me: Note to self: Never eat raw cookie dough in large amounts.

Alex(very seriously): . . . Elmo knows where you live.

Caitlyn: Shut up, Lauren! And why are u ahead of me??
Me: CUZ IM SMARTER!! HAHA!!!
Caitlyn: Well, im setting up my paper!
Me: I NEVER DO THAT! I JUST START!!
Caitlyn: . . . . What comes after 36?
Me: WHAT??? IT’S 42!!! U shuld kno that by now!!
Caitlyn: NO, IT’S 2!

Dakota: Exxon cleaning substance: Smells like soy sauce, tastes like soy sauce! SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!!

Kara: I SPIN IN CIRCLES! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kara: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: GAWD, KARA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU????? IT’S: WHEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric: Omg! . . . A DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: You start dying when you're born. Make the best out of life.

Me: GOD DOGS, SHUT UP!!! The only time I wanna hear you barking is when there is an intruder or the pandas are attacking!!!

Eric: You silly head!

Me(after two cups of coffee): OMGIJUSTHADMYSECONDCUPOFCOFFEEANDIMREALLYHYPERANDILOVECOFFEECOFFEESTHEBESTTHINGSINCECOFFEEHAHATHATDIDNTMAKESENSEOHWELLATLEASTIHAVEMYCOFFEEOHNOIMTURNINGINTONUDGEBUTSHELIKEDCOFFEETOOBUTIDONTLOVEITASMUCHASTHREEDAYSGRACECAUSEITSNOTTOLATEITSNEVERTOOLATEEVENIFISAYITLLBEALRIGHTSTILLIHEARYOUSAYYOUWANTTOENDYOURLIFENOWANDAGAINWETRYTOJUSTSTAYALIVEMAYBEWELLTURNITAROUNDCAUSEITSNOTTOLATEITSNEVERTOOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me(after I scraped my arm): Oooo . . . that looks like it should hurt!!

Me: I don't want chocolate. I want something healthy, like chips!

Me: Where’s a wall when you need it?

Kathleen: Raymond, I'm gonna tell you something that I've wanted to tell you ever since we met. . . .
Me and Tammy: OMG, you love him!
Kathleen: NO!! I just wanna say, Raymond . . . SHUT. THE FRICK. UP.

Eric: Oh yeah, I must be coffee, 'cuz I'm so hot.

Me: I have a Girly Side, and she is being held hostage by Tomboy. Sometimes, she breaks free. When that happens, just know that it’s being TAKEN CARE OF!

Danny: Yoink!
Zach: I’d give that eraser back if I were you. . . .
Me: THAT’S MY ERASSSERR! *CLONK!* (I hit my head on the black-top table)
Zach: OMG!! Are you okay??
Me: *sprawled over the table laughing* . . . I still want my eraser back. . . .

Me: *snaps fingers in a 'z', moves hand down body*  . . . Step away from this.

Lt. Crow: Alright, Charlie Company, what are thing you SHOULD NOT do with your hair while wearing your uniform?
Medina: Have hair gel?
Smith: EXCUSE me? No HAIR GEL??
Lt. Crow: Well, a little. And Smith, isn't your hair supposed to be sticking up in ONE direction?
Smith(pats head): . . . Maybe. But my girlfriend likes it!
Lt. Crow: . . . You’re crazy. That’s the end of it.
Later in drill. . . .
Groeper: Oh, look. Paper.
(papers fly in the wind)
Me: Paper-sa.
Everyone: PAPERS!!
McNeal, A: HELP! MY PAPERS ARE GONNA DIE!
Lt. Crow: Everyone! Get the papers before they die!
Us: YES SIR! (runs to catch papers)
Lt. Crow: . . . Is that all of them?
Us: Yes . . . (gasp, gasp) . . . sir.
McNeal, A: NO! THEY GOT LOSE AGAIN!
Lt. Crow: GRRR!! Go get 'em, Credur!
Credeur: YES SIR! (runs off with Smith, holding his flag pole)
Lt. Crow: . . . He looks like an African Hunter when he holds it like that, doesn't he?
Us: (laughing) YES!! He does!!
Me: WE NEED A VIDEO CAMERA FOR DAYS LIKE THIS!!!
Lt. Crow: Yes, we do.
Smith: We have returned with the hunt.
Us: Yayyyy. . .!
Lt. Crow(five minutes later after chasing the papers five more times): . . . Okay, since we can’t keep our papers under control, we'll have to go inside.
(inside)
Sowell: It’s okay, Corporal Cuddles, you can come out now. (opens shirt, stuffed cat pops out)
Lt. Crow: . . . Good Lord, Sowell. You just gave birth to a kitten!
Sowell: Why yes, yes I did.
Us: (laughing)
Lt. Crow: You know, maybe we should make the running for paper thing a new PT game.
Us: YES!!!! LET’S!!!!!!
Lt. Crow: NO! NO! I was kidding!
Us: Nuuuuuu. . . .

Me: Life is full of distractions. Please make sure YOU don’t get distrac- OMIJONAS! CHOCOLATE!!!

Luis: God, Lauren, it's like you're the Hulk.
Me(carrying a chair over my head): That’s MISS Hulk to you!

Mr. Davis: Now, how do you think the Boers in South Africa lost with the technology from England 143 years after they settled?
Toby: KABOOM!!
Mr. Davis: . . . What was that, Mr. Toby?
Toby(really small): . . . Kaboom?

Kaela: TOBY, I SWEAR TO JONAS IF YOU TOUCH ME. . . .
Toby: TOUCH!
Kaela: Oh, that's it! (picks up binder, hits him atop the head)
Toby(falls out of chair): . . . Where am I? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??

Me: We're gonna give her hearts and lullabies, and-WHAT THE HECK AM I TALKING ABOUT??!!!!

Smith: Does ANYONE have a watch?
Me: I do!
Smith: READ IT.
Me: UMMMMM. . . .
Groeper: It’s 14:03, sir.
McNeal, J: That’s 2:03, Dakota.
Smith: . . . In ENGLISH?
Me: What Groeper said, 14:03.
Smith: THANK you, Sands.

McNeal, A: I'm such a blonde!
Sowell: It’s okay, Arianna. We're all blonde on the inside. 'Cept for you, Sands, you're just plain evil inside.
Me: Aw, thank you, Freddy!

Me: And boredom hath hails its toll.

Me: Everyone sees her, but nobody knows her. . . . Mom! Check this out! its the same writing that they use for Max Ride!
Mom: Thats nice, Lauren.
Me: James Patterson . . .? Saving World . . .? Whaaaaaa? OHMIGAWD! THIS IS THE PAPERBACK VERSION OF SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS!!!!!! MOM!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!!!
Mom: Okay. Do you hav it?
Me: Yeaaaaaaa. . . . . . . The hardback copy. . . . .
Mom: Oh.
Me: (rolls eyes)

Jaeger: A tear shed for those who were lost.

Sub: I need to see Tyler.
Us: OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sub: He's not in trouble.
Us: Awwwwwwww. . . .
Tyler Smith: I’m not Tyler Reichel. . . .
Sub: Okay, you, sit down. Tyler Reichel?
Us: OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sub: Get back to work!
Us: Awwwwwwww. . . .

Me: Can I find it on Wikipedia?
Sarah: It's pronounced WICK-EH-PEDIA, Lauren. Not WEE-KEY-PEDIA.
Me: What's your point?

Smith: Josh! No. Jake! No. JOHNNY!
Reding: FINALLY.

Bob: WHOA.
Me: What?
Bob: THE DOOR OPENED WHEN I STEPPED IN FRONT OF IT.
Me: NO DIP, SHERLOCK. IT'S AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.
Bob: It’s pronounced AUTO-MATIC, Smart One! Not A-TOMIC!
Me: I DON’T CARE!!!

Caitlyn: Somebody punched meeeeee!

Eric: Demonic, Fire-breathing, Poodle Won-Ton Noodles.

Me: OMJ HE TALKED! JOJO TALKED!
Kara: When does he sing?
Me: I DUNNO. SOON. JOJO TALKED!!
Kara: Wooowwwwwwwww. . . .

Eric: I can't open it!
Me: 'I can't' means 'I won’t try'.
Jaeger: Whaddaya mean you can't open it?
Eric: I don't have nails.
Jaeger: I opened it, and I don't have nails!
Me: I DO!!
Eric: That’s cause you're a girl.
Me: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!

Maxwell: Yeah, I’m moving.
Jake: Really? Where?
Maxwell: Clear Springs.
Jake: Where?
Maxwell: Clear Springs.
Jake: Where’s that?
Maxwell: Okay, take I-45 south, and-
Jake: I’m thirteen! I don’t KNOW these things!! Tell me how to get to your new house!
Maxwell: Take I-45 south and-
Jake: NO!!
Donavan: Jake, follow the Wild Coyote. Keep following him until he gets hit by a car. Then take a left.
Jake: Uhhh. . . .
Maxwell: It’s across the street from Taco Bell.
Jake: THANK YOU!

Me(spinning in a rolling chair): DUUUUUDE!!! YOU GOTTA TRY THIS!!!! IT’S THE BEST THING EVE-
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Me: COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I SPUN OUT AND LANDED IN A DITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric: Oh em gizzles!!

Jacob: A way to get money without money is to commit a crime and go to jail for fifteen years then get out and get like, fifty dollars for it.
Me: Wow.
Eric: Yeah, wow.
Jaeger: Are you THAT desperate, Jacob?

Mr. Davis: So if Lauren says that she won't hand her land over, what'll happen?
Me: No! Take it! Take it all! Just don’t kill me!!

Mom: oh, look, he flipped me off. what ever shall we do?
Me: i just gave him a "you coulda done better" smile. does that help?
Mom: yeah.
Dude that flipped us off: you need to learn how to drive better!
Mom: i've been flipped off by better people than you!

Me: hey, does he sorta like me, since i hav, like, three different colors in my hair?
Caitlyn: who?
Me: Edward.
Caitlyn: SQUEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: @*WHAAAAAAA*@

Me: My dolly doesn’t like you. . . .

Me(quoting a line from my book): Ever seen someone disappear from transporting?

Lass: It’s Cinco de Mayo!
Reding: Yeah-ah!
Smith: You, Lass, are not Mexican. Reding is.
Reding: WHAT.
Lass: Where are my Mexicans today?
Us: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
McNeal, A: Where’s your green card?
Us: . . . . . . . ? . . . . . . .
McNeal, A: Oh God, I could get shot!
Reyes: That’s messed up!

Me: i can read . . . . i can read! . . . . i can read?

Me: I CHALENGE YOU TO A DUEL! *slap* oh . . . . . SNAP . . . . . . *runs away*
Caitlyn: *chases after lauren with sharp knife*
Me: *runs away from caitlyn, calling 4 edward so he can distract her*
Caitlyn: *MELTS BECAUSE EDWARD ARRIVED*
Me: *laffs and runs to hide in the crowds of new york*

Me: I have such terrible handwriting.
Mrs. Betters: Yes, you do.
Me and class: *laughing*
Me: Okay then!

Me, Caitlyn, and Katie(about Zorgons): BIG, FAT, UGLY, GREEN ALIGATORS!!!!

Me: I CAN NEVER SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And DARN proud of it.

Kara: I. Got. A. Monkey. Tattoo. From. Gattiland. The. Monkey. On. The. Tattoo. Is. Blue.

2808(or, um, Eric): Y'all just need to settle down. *gives famous look*

Tyler: You’re insane!
Me: Like I don’t already know that.

Me: Quick! What's the number for 911?

Me: disturbing. images. in. mind. stupid. kids. quit. talking.

Me: ur [Caitlyn] in Danni's version of "July Alive". ur her sister in her new family away from her baby's daddy. (whoa, Maury moment.)

*two random (very cute and maybe my age) dudes ride past*
Me: Hi!
Them: . . . . .
Me: *laughing on the grass*
Kara: Sorry! She's a little nuts! *kicks me*
Me: *laughs harder*

Me: i draw Danni too much and yet i cant draw JoJo to save my life. O_____O;;;

(in The Exorcism of Emily Rose, there is a part in the movie where you hear Emily's screams on a recorder in the lady's apartment. After that, there's silence. Well, when I saw it in the movies, it wasn‘t exactly silent after that)
Random Girl Sitting in Middle(to her friend): THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Random Dude Sitting Way in the Back: YES IT WAS.
The Whole Theater: *laughing hysterically*

Me(seeing a commercial for the High School Musical: Get In the Picture): No. No. Nooo!!! Why won’t you diiiiiee?!!!!!
Mom: I thought you liked it!
Me: The FIRST one! The second one was too far. And now a THIRD ONE??!!! In the MOVIES?!! Why won’t they just DIIIIIEE?!! *falls over dead*
Mom: Oh, so much drama. Maybe you should go audition.
Me(jumping up): Technically, I’m too young. But I’d make a good Sharpay. *poses*



TA DA!!!! did you laugh? we had so much fun.